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    Weekly Rant by the Affiliate Slayer-Part 2 : Chris Kautz

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    Wow should we make it 2 weeks in a row?  Should I check my pulse for consistency as I have been on hiatus/sabbatical?  A newborn and a recovering wife will make one forget about rants,   although they can provide certain motivations for onesJ    My wife and I share many similarities, but I think like most happily married couples our choices in TV differ greatly.   She likes Bachelorette, Dancing w/ the Stars, Glee, and let’s just say I don’t.    In terms of her daily tv programming she also likes the pathetic local channel 12 news and ET. For those of you who aren’t familiar with ET, it stands for Entertainment Tonight.Problem is, it isn’t that entertaining, so it’s new name should be called “Junk Tonight.”  And there it is ladies and gentlemen, part of my motivation for this rant- ET and the morons that appear on it.   So mark the tape, etch in stone,  send out smoke signals, draw a picture,  this is a rant about ET and the Osmonds appearing on it constantly, and other things about ET that drive me up a wall.

    The Osmonds are a “has been music family” that somehow became famous.   I really don’t want to know how they did as that would be time I could never get back and a waste of energy to even discuss.   From my perspective it’s like they are famous for being famous these days.    They always seem to appear on ET for whatever reason.  ET must feel sorry for them.    They are like the Kardashian’s of yester year, aside from a surgically enhanced ass and other body parts they are all hype.  Last time I checked, getting plastic surgery and being the daughter of a famous lawyer isn’t a talent or an ability.  Your 15 mins are up, time is a tickin.

    I know what your 67k fans are asking yourself, and I would be too, if you despise ET so much, you seem to watch it a lot?   Well if you paid attention in the first paragraph, I said I had a newborn and a wife recovering from …read more